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Golden Hammer: Dojo Update #81

Golden Hammer: Dojo Update #81

by Mickey DeLorenzoSeptember 17, 2007

Golden Hammer

It’s a golden hammer. Just like the title says.


It appears on a very important looking pedestal.

It’s even more powerful than a normal hammer. And it’s even more rare.


Swing, swing, swing the hammer!

This hammer drops with fearsome force! Not only does it boast increased power, but you also swing it faster.

…And it may have even more effects.


If you rapidly tap the button…


You can float in midair!

What is this?! As far as hooks go, this is pretty odd. It may even be a little hardcore.

By the way… The normal hammer was known to occasionally lose its head…


Ever have this misfortune happen to you?

This item also occasionally malfunctions…

And it is then apparently called the Golden Squeaky Hammer.



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  • pnes
    September 17, 2007 at 4:23 am

    Pnes = portable nintendo entertainment system…

    we all like pnes :)

  • Linkluigi
    September 17, 2007 at 9:26 am

    Great… The Golden Hammer from Wrecking Crew is here.

  • Santarex32
    September 17, 2007 at 10:36 am

    I don’t get it… “If you rapidly tap the button…” Does this mean that now to swing the hammer, you need to tap a button many times?

  • Hologram
    September 17, 2007 at 11:03 am

    The wording is iffy but it looks like you only have to rapidly tap the button if you want to “hover” with the new hammer, not just to swing it.

    In all, cool new item that will be absolutely hilarious when someone picks it up thinking he/she has won the game only to hear “Squeak, squeak, squeak”.

  • JimmyDief
    September 18, 2007 at 11:01 am

    Yeah, that’s much funnier than the head flying off.

    What real use does the hover have?

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